The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress?
Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender.
The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!
Girl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
