The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress?
Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender.
The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
