The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress?
Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender.
The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!
At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
