When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!
look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
A girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight, because at 1st sight, she did’nt know that . . .. he has Audi Q7!
Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.