The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.
3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.
Cop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!