The sergeant-major yelled

Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!