The woman who invented

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!

A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!

You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!