This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I will be older therefore wiserProcrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Funny How do you tickle a rich girlHow do you tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci… And how does a rich girl sneeze? Jimmy Choo…
Funny Difference between Truth and LieDifference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.
Funny A woman had triplets, she namedA woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
Funny Everybody talks about findingEverybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
Funny Good looks catch the eyesGood looks catch the eyes, but Good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
