This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny 3 Apples changed the world3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.
Funny Difference between Truth and LieDifference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.
Funny Behind every successful womanBehind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Funny If you want success in lifeIf you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.
Funny Steve Jobs’ last wordsSteve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
