This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny How to catch squirrelsHow to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!
Funny Acquaintance: So have you sold anythingAcquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
Funny Formulas must be on your fingerExaminer: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.
Funny Dream man will come on a horseFinally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Funny Look at the world around youLook at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.
