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Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny A computer student washingHeight of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny A student writes a letter via telegramA student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
Funny So change your underwear dailyBeauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
