True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.
Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.
Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.
Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.