Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!
Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!