Two goldfish in a bowl talking

The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your ‘X’. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!

Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!

Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!