Two goldfish in a bowl talking

I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.

This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!

Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.