Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Important Dieting tipImportant Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Funny Faithful husband will go straightBest advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
Funny Most of my friends are normalMost of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!
