In chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A Solid reason for having two girlfriendsA Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Funny First you forget namesFirst you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny Education is incomplete withoutEducation is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Funny If anyone is having a bad dayIf anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.
Funny They say so many people dieThey say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
