When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.
Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.
Life’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.