When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
