Why is there an ‘Eject’ button

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

You are very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. … jump from one tree to another!

Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.