Why is there an ‘Eject’ button

If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!

A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?

Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!