Why is there an ‘Eject’ button

3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internet

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Good News! Please forward this to maximum number of people you know, may be it proves useful to someone in your contact. Whosoever wants Petrol @ Rs 6 a liter can go to the following place: National Iran Gas Company: Markezi, Iran

The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?