Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote?
In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
