You always said you’d die for me

In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.