You always said you’d die for me

Good Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!

How do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.

Cop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.