Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Look at the worldlook at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
Funny We all make mistakes in our lifeWe all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.
Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny 2 friends met after a long time2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!
Funny A retired sergeant was askedA retired sergeant was asked: Well, how do you like civilian life? Terrible, he said gruffly, all those people around and nobody in charge!
