You have always been a headache

Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !