You have always been a headache

The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?

Scientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive.

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.