Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just leave me alone.Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult Never hold your farts inNever hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
Insult Someday you may lose your hairSomeday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you can’t lose what you don’t have.
Insult Your teeth are like the starsBoy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!
Insult I can atleast switch it offBoy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Insult A pretty girl can kiss a guyA pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Insult Just because I’m nice to youJust because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
