Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult If a man says You are uglyIf a man says You are ugly, he’s being mean, If a woman says You are ugly, she’s envious, If a little kid says You are ugly, You are ugly!
Insult Never hold your farts inNever hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult Have you ever noticed thatHave you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous!
Insult I can atleast switch it offBoy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Insult When I punch your facePeople say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.
