Most people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult I get 20 times more girls than youSome idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
Insult Texting the most beautiful girlUltimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!
Insult Have you ever noticed thatHave you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous!
Insult A pretty girl can kiss a guyA pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Insult Never hold your farts inNever hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
Insult I can atleast switch it offBoy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!