Texting the most beautiful girl

Boy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!

People say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you can’t lose what you don’t have.

The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!

Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!