Ultimate Insult:
A Boy texts a girl.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi! What are you doing?
Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!
Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!