A Happiest man is one Whose

Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!