A Happiest man is one Whose

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!