A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!
After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!
Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives
Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!