A wife is often referred to as

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!