A wife is often referred to as

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper

Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!

A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?

What a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!