A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered.
As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death!
He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?
A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered.
As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death!
He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Marriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
The four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!
Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.