A wife was screaming at her husband

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.