Adam and Eve’s wedding

Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!