Adam and Eve’s wedding.
Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife.
EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’.
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Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.
Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!