Adam and Eve’s wedding.
Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife.
EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’.
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Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.
