Adam and Eve’s wedding.
Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife.
EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’.
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Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Women marry men hoping they will change, Men marry women hoping they will not. Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
