Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Secret formula for married couplesSecret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Marriage Laughing at your own mistakesLaughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
Marriage There’s a way of transferringThere’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
Marriage The four dangerous weaponsThe four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!
Marriage Husbands are the best persons toHusbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Marriage While in bed after few yearsWhile in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….
