After our last argument, my wife

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!