Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Interviewer: What is the best thingInterviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Marriage If you’d stayed singleSpouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage I was trying to say somethingWife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
