Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Staying single is a styleStaying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!
Marriage The successful marriage dependsThe successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage If I dismiss the cookWife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Marriage You don’t love me at allWife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?
