Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.
A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?