Divorce and legal separation

A son asked his mother, Why are wedding dresses white? She replied, It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure. Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. All household appliances come in white, said his father.

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!