Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!
Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.