Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!