Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage I just got divorcedTwo men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Marriage Some women are so concernedSome women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
Marriage If your man says he’ll fixDear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
Marriage How Dogs and Women are alikeHow Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
