Every wife is like

Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Marriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!

Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!