How to create the biggest doubt

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

The human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.