How to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage I was married for a short timeI was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!
Marriage Interviewer: What is the best thingInterviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Marriage Running away from any problemRunning away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Marriage Why all girls are so sweetOnce a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
