Husband again says sorry

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!