Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place. On the other hand, if women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place!
While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….