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A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).

One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it