Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!