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The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!