I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The secrets of a happy marriageThe secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Marriage A relationship without trust isA relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage Whenever I dreamWife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
