I wasn’t scared of anything untill

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!