I wasn’t scared of anything untill

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

A woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.