I wasn’t scared of anything untill

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

The four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you

Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing