Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage An intelligent wifeAn intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.
Marriage Husband standing on the scaleHusband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Marriage Never Argue with your wifeNever Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.
Marriage God thought thatGod thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
