Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The world’s thinnest bookThe world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
Marriage I should have married a devilWife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage Only a divorce teaches us thatOnly a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!
Marriage Difference between Poetry andWhat’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.