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Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!