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Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).