Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Married men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!
Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.