Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!
Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!
Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!
Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!