Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !
Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !
