Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.
Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!