MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why do couples hold hands duringWhy do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Marriage Listening to your WAGs is likeListening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!
Marriage The four dangerous weaponsThe four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!
Marriage People say marriage brings spicePeople say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. Personally, I believe Paani Puri does a better job.
Marriage Girlfriends are like chocolatesGirlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
Marriage It’s a day when a man stops doingHoliday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
