MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Getting married is like goingGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage A man’s dreamA man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Marriage makes a man dizzyThey say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage Husband before leaving for officeHusband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!
