Marriage is like a public toilet

Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.

Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!