Marriage is like a public toiletThose waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Did you have any girlfriendWife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!
Marriage Just like a marriage licenseIn many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!
Marriage I am not talking to youWife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
