Marriage is like a public toilet

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!