Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Husbands are the best persons toHusbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Marriage Conversation between 2 MenConversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Marriage Love with your own wifeResearch has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage The successful marriage dependsThe successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
Marriage There’s a strain of virus deadlierThere’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
