Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage My hubby bought me a Mood ringWife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage There is only one perfect childThere is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
