Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Running away from any problemRunning away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Marriage A man’s dreamA man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.
Marriage Interviewer: What is the best thingInterviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage The four dangerous weaponsThe four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!
