Marriage may be injurious to

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

A man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.

After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.