Marriage may be injurious to

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!