The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that:
Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!