Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage Alcohol is the worst thing in theAlcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!
Marriage It’s a day when a man stops doingHoliday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
Marriage Dangerous year in married lifeA lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
