Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
‘W’
Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.