Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
‘W’
Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!
Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!
Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards
What a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!
