Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !
Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).