Some women are so concerned

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!