Some women are so concerned

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!