Some women are so concerned

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!