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Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage How Dogs and Women are alikeHow Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
Marriage Why shouldn’t wives treatWhy shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!
Marriage To keep your marriage brimmingTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage Chess reflects the statusChess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
