The secrets of a happy marriage

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage