The secrets of a happy marriage

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.

Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!