My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage How Dogs and Women are alikeHow Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Marriage Husbands are the best persons toHusbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Marriage Man, The Master of WomenProspective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marriage 20% of marriages in this countryIt is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Marriage Conversation between 2 MenConversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
