Two soldiers were having a chat

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!