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Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!