Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?
2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?
1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him and system to make sure that those three women never meet each other!