Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’
True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.
