Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, WivesMarriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Difference between Poetry andWhat’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.
Marriage The world’s thinnest bookThe world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Marriage When I’m goneHusband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!
Marriage Every wife is likeEvery wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
