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Marriage Why do women live longerQ: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Marriage Only the wife knows how to getThe human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!
Marriage People say marriage brings spicePeople say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. Personally, I believe Paani Puri does a better job.
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Marriage Did you have any girlfriendWife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!