When I’m gone

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!

Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.