Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage I was married for a short timeI was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!
Marriage A wife is often referred to asA wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!
Marriage I love youWife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
Marriage Conversation between 2 MenConversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
