Woman’s punishment

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!