Your wife misses you a lot

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!