Your wife misses you a lot

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper