Your wife misses you a lot

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.