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Marriage Love Marriage vs ArrangedIt’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Marriage Never Argue with your wifeNever Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.
Marriage A man’s silence can break a woman’sA man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
Marriage Alcohol is the worst thing in theAlcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!